2007年9月25日 星期二

[Life] 妨礙人家談戀愛會被馬踢死!

                                                                               
為了明天的工作,我再度搭車到了台南,從車上下來時,我停了一下,沒有馬上離開,
                                                                               
不光是因為我的方向感不好,需要時間來定位(旁白:你是GPS啊?),因為這班車上的
                                                                               
妹蠻多的,我順便偷看陸續下車的正妹。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「請問台南火車站怎麼走。」有個妹拎著行李在我面前停下。
                                                                               
我愣了一下。(欸欸?問路?我還沒定位完啊!我在心裡吶喊著~)
                                                                               
『我看一下喔。』然後轉頭開始思考兵工廠站四周的景物與台南火車站的相對關係
                                                                               
匆匆一瞥無法確定他是不是正妹,不過這不是重點,重點是有妹找我問路,而且我們順

路!這是一件非常非常酷的事情,也許我可以藉此機會提高異性相處經驗值!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我的腦筋瞬間閃過許多很模糊的可能性,比較具體可行的應該下面是這個方案
                                                                               
『你從這邊出去右轉,然後一直直走到OX路上再左轉。』(等我想完以後..)
                                                                               
『我也要火車站,不然你跟我一起走好了。』(非常自然的邀約,看似沒有特別的意圖)
                                                                               
『你是來玩的嗎?』(在移動路上不經意的開啟話題,NICE!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「你要去台南火車站?我們要去台南火車站喔!」
                                                                               
在我定位完畢,準備開口的前一秒,一個陽氣孃先聲奪人。
                                                                               
我嘴巴微開,像是缺氧的金魚,望著問路妹,但是問路妹的注意力已經完全轉到陽氣孃
                                                                               
那邊了。

  - 勝 負 已 分 -  
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
『我也要去台南火車站前面耶,我們可以一起走。』
                                                                               
我怎麼可能說得出這種話!!(集氣三分鐘的話大概可以吧...)
                                                                               
『你沒學過日文嗎?你難道不知道妨礙人家談戀愛會被馬踢死的嗎!沒事插什麼嘴啊!
                                                                               
 路見不平也要看狀況啊!!』我的靈魂在心的盡頭吶喊著,因為命運背叛了我
                                                                               
『至少...

 至少給我個練功機會嘛...』
                                                                

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